by Hand-le August 18, 2025
 Get the David Baszuckimug.
Get the David Baszuckimug. Guy1. “What are they doing over there”
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”
by Justino’s dictionary  November 22, 2021
 Get the David’s toilet pappermug.
Get the David’s toilet pappermug. The best history teacher you could ever ask for, he holds the spot in the guinness book world records, for the worlds smallest chin, however despite his chin being the size of an atom, he also has the worlds biggest eyes and whenever he picks on you in history you will know about it just by looking at the man. Former "Rugby League Champion" David Car is known for his phenomenal physique and some of the worlds strongest and largest muscles. Despite him being the best history teacher ever. He still finds a way to annoy 2 particular students. he achives this by despite his answer being so shite, David car still puts matthew drye onto green. By the end of the lesson matthew has completed all the colours even tho there wasnt a blue. Despite the two reasons that i have covered in this defenition there is one thing that makes david car one of the worst. what is that thing you might be asking yourself, He has stole one the most gorgeous women on the planet. Hayley Car. David car tries to dodge finnigan johnson on facebook. He is having an affair with one of the most, beutifull, gorgeous, stunning, spectacular, weird english teacher there is......... Lauren Senior
by Finnegan Johnson March 26, 2023
 Get the David Carmug.
Get the David Carmug. This man has the largest cock in the world
they love big black oily naked man who cums all over there face
Many girls tried to suck on his cock but it usually turns out like
they love big black oily naked man who cums all over there face
Many girls tried to suck on his cock but it usually turns out like
Girl 1: Is that cocky mc flurry because davids penis is so big
Girl2: woahhhh i want that inside of me
Girl2: woahhhh i want that inside of me
by BigCockMcFlurryDavid February 27, 2023
 Get the DAVIDmug.
Get the DAVIDmug. This bloke is the number #1 Frankston snitch, sells acid tabs from his mum/dad's house while claiming centrelink.
by frangaganga July 29, 2020
 Get the David Pringmug.
Get the David Pringmug. An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)
Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”
Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”
Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”
Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
by Davie :,) May 8, 2020
 Get the David Dosemug.
Get the David Dosemug. 