National Bully Elop Day

This lit holiday falls on November 1

Rin: Hey did you hear what is coming tomorrow?
Elop: what
Rin: National Bully Elop Day
Elop: NOSSSSSS

by rinnity November 1, 2020

National Lemon Sadness Day

National Lemon Sadness Day is on November 9th in which it is celebrated by preparing a beverage that includes the following ingredients:
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.

Nick: Oh boy I cant wait for November 9th
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that

by Melon Sliced November 2, 2020

National Best Gf Day

January 16th is the dopest day of the month otha than the 27th. It is jennday

hey babe we going to Olive Garden
her: omg rlly why?
cus it’s national best gf day

by gangties January 14, 2021

National kiss faith day

January 26th is the day to walk up To Faith and try and kiss them

Faith: hey what’s up
* kisses faith*
Faith: uh why did you do that?
You: It’s national kiss faith day

by National kiss faith day😳🥵 January 26, 2021

national lily obsession day

for the one girl out there who has an obsession on someone named lily, you should hangout with her and talk to her and let your dreams come true. hopefully you are able to have sleepovers with her but i doubt that will happen. anyway lily if you see this make my dream come true and don’t hate me ever

national lily obsession day

lily is awesome

lily is kind

lily is my bestie

lily silly lily

by LILY IS MY BESTIE February 18, 2021

National Monique Appreciation Day

On February 22nd and 23rd we celebrate people named monique.

Emily: Hey! Happy National Monique Appreciation Day!
Monique: Thanks! I was worried you might forget!

by Not Jenavieve lol February 22, 2021

National Anti-horny day

(re-doing this because somebody forgot to say the name :D)

National Anti-horny day is held on April 15th, one day before National horny day.

If you celebrate this day, it counters the National horny day, and you are not able to go to National horny day.

probably pro lmao: i am honry please peg

somebody else: no i have celebrated the funny National Anti-horny day.

by hypesquid April 7, 2021