Playing Minecraft

To commit a mass shooting.

(Derivative of the “in Minecraft” jokes.)

On June 12, 2016. Al-Martha Lorrainadam began Playing Minecraft at the Gay bar in Florida.

by MarthaSpeaksAndIListen May 19, 2024

Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

go play outside

The sentence that comes from Mom's mouth the second she sees you having played video games for too long

Older video games like "Ultima VI: The False Prophet" (1990) originally had concise (short) durations due to technological limitations at the time, but they're now used by children to "survive" screen time limits on gaming imposed by their parents. Can't imagine Mom having said, "Go play outside," while they're still stuck in watching the cutscenes of modern-day AAA video games.

by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025

Play Multiblazer

Smoke marijuana; often said by kids trying to hide that they're smoking weed.

That kid: 'Let's skip to my ride - wanna hit the high score playing multiblazer?'
The other kid: 'You know I'm the pinball wizard. Hand me the flipper'

'I remember when we use to have spliff screen instead of needing a bong-line hookah to play multiblazer'

by RevDLock January 17, 2018

shovel play

The act of taking a shovel and shoving it up your rectum as an act of sexual pleasure.

“Have you heard what Taylor did the other day with Jordan? They love shovel play”

by suedylan December 6, 2024

Ghost Play

An action that has no utility to the person making that action, and no utility to any person affected by that action

Ordering a #1 meal from chick fil a and leaving the store after getting your drink: ghost play.

by 12347385747391hohn January 6, 2022

People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018