gregg the egg

he an egg name gregg

whoah is that GREGG THE EGG????///!!!!1111oneoneone

by egggreggegg May 7, 2019

faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.

In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

100 year old egg

A century egg.

I found a 100 year old egg.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Pickled Eggs

When someone dunks their nuts in vinegar over the course of 3+ years until they turn rubbery.

She secretly dunked his nuts in vinegar for years until they became pickled eggs.

(see sexual move: Surprise Pickling)

by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

My egg roll

Couples nickname ;)

Ur my egg roll

by Trump will find fraud August 12, 2021

egg bod

a person with an egg shaped body, hideous to set eyes upon, an eggbod can even set a person into temporary blindness, egg bods are round, and unattractive, and all around gross

many girls who played water polo, particularly in high school tend to get the egg bod gross factor

by herbalgerbal420 February 15, 2010

eggs

the most popular child to eat

Person1:hey what are you eating?
Person2:eggs

by notarussianspy November 19, 2020