Normal person: does a very perfect middle finger emoji *f you!!!*
Urban Dictionary: hmm lemme just copy-WAIT WHATTTT 404 GITHUB ERROR?
Urban Dictionary: hmm lemme just copy-WAIT WHATTTT 404 GITHUB ERROR?
by ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ September 28, 2023
It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
Being in love with a disease and the other person getting what you got and still loving you unconditionally.
Boy: Life isn’t fair.
Girl: Life IS fair because it’s not fair to everyone.
Boy: Sounds like a perfect life!
Girl: That’s what we got baby
Girl: Life IS fair because it’s not fair to everyone.
Boy: Sounds like a perfect life!
Girl: That’s what we got baby
by Real lyfe 101 August 05, 2020
William Sidis apparently wrote about wanting “A perfect life.” A life of solitude. Away from the vicissitudes and monotony of normal life. (And thanks to the YouTube girl who brought this to my attention I think the name was ¿Quiblee? I don’t remember) Thomas Sowell once said “People like doing nothing because it’s the only thing you can do perfectly.” You’re exactly right Thomas.
Iam “God, it isn’t even about people using my ideas or that they have this antipathy towards me. I actually like seeing my work and likeness in the media I enjoy and I generally don’t care what people think outside of the theory behind it. But what I want is a perfect life. Which is why “what do you want?’ Isn’t a stupid question. You know that’s not the answer you want. And because it’s not the answer you want you going to refuse to accept it as a valid response. And I know that if I apply that logic to literally anything else I would suffer for it.”
Dr. Doctor Doctor-Doctor (That’s a Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu reference by the way) “ThEn WhY dOn’T yOu WoRk...”
Iam “The same reason you’re withholding what I need to achieve it, Jordan. Because it’s better for everyone but me.”
Dr. Doctor Doctor-Doctor (That’s a Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu reference by the way) “ThEn WhY dOn’T yOu WoRk...”
Iam “The same reason you’re withholding what I need to achieve it, Jordan. Because it’s better for everyone but me.”
by Hym Iam December 07, 2022
After you had just came in her ass, you find yourself in the bathroom after she had taken a shit and forgotten to flush. You look at the shit and say to yourself ,”That’s The perfect loaf.”
by BushesBaldBoys May 24, 2021
by Kaitlin’s husband:) July 27, 2023
by hehe2502 April 10, 2019