When two people are in a public bathroom stall and both are too polite or uncomfortable to let what's gonna happen happen, so they both end up sitting there for several minutes until one gives up and shits first.
Why haven't Trey and Doug been in their cubes? I swear its been all day.
Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.
Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.
by PotatoThunder January 31, 2022
Get the Mexican Shit Standoff mug.Basically the same as the Mexican shovel, but while either placing or retrieving a bag of coke. See Mexican shovel below:
The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out
The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out
Upon returning from Mexico, Dillon had trouble delivering the product so Carlos was forced to perform the act of a Mexican Snow Shovel.
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Get the Mexican Salt Shaker mug.El-hello-o bingos, I am Bobby The Deported Mexican! El-would-o you el-like-o tacos with your el-nachos-o? Anyway, el-bing-bong-o el-bye-o!
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Get the Bobby The Deported Mexican mug.A sex position(s)...obviously. All parties involved are required to speak Spanish only (rudimentary English at most). All penis wielding individuals must insert said key into their partner (preferably woman). Then they use their partner as a fulcrum on which to rotate. The penis holder then has to rotate around their parter in a corkscrew motion while applying similar force to a jackhammer.
"Oh hey you look like you have had a bad day, want to 'Mexican Construction Crew'?"
"No habla Ingles."
"Oh oye, parece que has tenido un mal día, ¿quieres 'Equipo de Construcción Mexicano'?"
"Si."
*sex occurs*
"No habla Ingles."
"Oh oye, parece que has tenido un mal día, ¿quieres 'Equipo de Construcción Mexicano'?"
"Si."
*sex occurs*
by cumsquad January 8, 2023
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Two adolescents went to a bad neighborhood in the early morning on a Sunday to find themselves a Mexican train breakfast
by Tha Government March 2, 2021
Get the Mexican Train Breakfast mug.A sexual act during which the female pours Tapatio (or any vinegar based hot sauce) on her hand and fingers the male's anus.
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