Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019

Sharpener Top

A sharpener top is a top or dominant who typically doesn't give penetrative acts, but is still very much not a bottom. Much like how a sharpener shapes a pencil, it can be inserted into but it does not insert itself. Sharpener tops tend to prefer kink play such as bdsm without the need for penetrative acts.

Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.

Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.

by SlightlyStressed August 26, 2025

Tippy Top

A feminine male top. Typically a gay male who's feminine but prefers to top instead of bottom.

Person 1: "How is that guy a top? He's so feminine!"
Person 2: "He's a Tippy Top! Fem guys can be tops too!"

by ibishum February 21, 2025

Top shottally

Adverb
As a top shotta/in the ways of a top shotta
How a top shotta operates

Kurlon is a top shotta he does things top shottally

by Wise King Solomon January 1, 2023

top-left corner

Aka the teamer's hideout. Where all the teamers hang out in arras.io. Don't go here unless you're attacking them.

Hey, Ӯ is in the top-left corner. That means he's a teamer in arras.io!!!

by hotcrystal0 November 3, 2023

X on top

X on top is a term used when saying that you are not interested in anything else than a physical relationship and that you would not grow attracted to anyone giving you that.
The uses include but are not limited to:
1 a Greating
2 a Personal Message
3 a Good Bye
4 a Random Phrase

Example :
Hey Stacey X on top.

Now X on top.

Ok see you later Stacey X on top.

In the club he just kept saying X on top and some girl took him to the bathroom.

by JamalSlide January 7, 2018

Top Kin

Your top kin or number one kin is the character you kin the most out of all the characters you kin.

Person #1: Okay I already asked you who you kin from MHA, but who's your overall Top Kin?
Person #2: My number one kin? ....Probably Dazai Osamu from Bungo Stray Dogs

Person #1: .....A-are you okay?

by PuffBallsUnited123 March 15, 2022