national take a shit day

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet

Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"

by Your native tree cutter October 22, 2020

National Flash a Tit day

October 27th is national flash a tit day

"Did you know that today is national flash a tit day?" "Radical dude"

by Thefoxyfox October 27, 2020

National Bully Elop Day

This lit holiday falls on November 1

Rin: Hey did you hear what is coming tomorrow?
Elop: what
Rin: National Bully Elop Day
Elop: NOSSSSSS

by rinnity November 1, 2020

National Lemon Sadness Day

National Lemon Sadness Day is on November 9th in which it is celebrated by preparing a beverage that includes the following ingredients:
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.

Nick: Oh boy I cant wait for November 9th
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that

by Melon Sliced November 2, 2020

National kiss Sammy day

National kiss sammy day . The day where everyone gets to adore anyone called sam,samantha or sammy/sammi.

Boy 1: ooh look its Sam I'm gonna go kiss her
Boy 2 : count me in its national kiss sammy day

by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020

National punch Skyler day

Punch some named Skyler and just like slug bug if they flinch they get 2. October 23

Ah shit!! That girl over there has blond hair and her name is Skyler?!?! Lets jump her. Punch! Punch!! Its national punch skyler day.

by Rangers2020@ October 14, 2020

National Frutiger Aero Day

November 18 is National Frutiger Aero Day, a day to celebrate the sparkly and hydrating style of Frutiger Aero, a popular internet aesthetic living from 2006-2013 containing water, tropical fish, lens flares, and an all around cleansing vibe.

Friend 1: “It’s November 18th”
Friend 2: “Did you know November 18 is National Frutiger Aero Day?”

by Irish moose with swag November 2, 2023