National Flash a Tit day

October 27th is national flash a tit day

"Did you know that today is national flash a tit day?" "Radical dude"

by Thefoxyfox October 27, 2020

National Bully Elop Day

This lit holiday falls on November 1

Rin: Hey did you hear what is coming tomorrow?
Elop: what
Rin: National Bully Elop Day
Elop: NOSSSSSS

by rinnity November 1, 2020

National Lemon Sadness Day

National Lemon Sadness Day is on November 9th in which it is celebrated by preparing a beverage that includes the following ingredients:
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.

Nick: Oh boy I cant wait for November 9th
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that

by Melon Sliced November 2, 2020

National kiss Sammy day

National kiss sammy day . The day where everyone gets to adore anyone called sam,samantha or sammy/sammi.

Boy 1: ooh look its Sam I'm gonna go kiss her
Boy 2 : count me in its national kiss sammy day

by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020

National punch Skyler day

Punch some named Skyler and just like slug bug if they flinch they get 2. October 23

Ah shit!! That girl over there has blond hair and her name is Skyler?!?! Lets jump her. Punch! Punch!! Its national punch skyler day.

by Rangers2020@ October 14, 2020

National Suck A Chode Day

National Suck A Chode Day occurs on July 7th.
Anyone can suck a Chode.

Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"

by HappyDICKS10075 July 6, 2017

National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020