chocolate piss pop

Aka B.B.C. all the ladies love black monsters expecially when they are like 18 inches long, resembles a chocolate popsicle cuz bitches love to gag on em. and the rest is self expanatory.
Elaine: Ewwww I don't wanna suck a chocolate piss pop.
by Vitelly Trunkionne June 18, 2006
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Chocolate Chunk My Ass

1.)a phrase that can be used as a greeting. It has no definite definition.

2.)Expletive that can be used for any situation
3.)Known to enhance the movie To Kill A Mockingbird
Person #1: "Hey bro"
Person #2: "Chocolate Chunk My Ass"

Teacher: "Pop quiz today! This counts as 100 points!"
Student: "Chocolate Chunk My Ass!"

Atticus Finch: "You're gonna hear some ugly talk about this in school. But I want you to promise me one thing: Chocolate Chunk My Ass"

Miss Maudie Atkinson: "Jem"
Jem: "Yes Ma'am"

Miss Maudie Atkinson: "I don't know if it will help saying this to you... some men in this world are born to do our unpleasant jobs for us, like that one time when Atticus Finch Chocolate Chunked My Ass"
Jem: "Oh, well"
by Mr.Gibls November 15, 2010
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chocolate ice cream cone

When one chick takes a dump in another chick's mouth with most still hanging out. Then the man drags his sack across the mouth full of shit and drops his bag in the other girl's mouth, giving her a nice chocolate ice cream cone
Tim: I had Tina and Kim so sprung during our threesome last night I ended up giving Kim a Chocolate Ice Cream Cone.
Alex: I Tina enjoyed the taste of Kim's shit as much as Kim did.
by TheDiscoDonger October 18, 2013
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A sexual act that involves a man ejaculating on a woman's face while she gives birth to a child of African descent.
Did you see 'Gang Bang Girl 13'? That chocolate baby birthday bukkake scene was amazing!
by Donna Jacobs October 15, 2007
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Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate

Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring

Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible

Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside

To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit

Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around

Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump

Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump

Jas: dude you blow my mind

Rose: and you blow my cock
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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i like chocolate milk

a phrase commonly used by the cartoon character cheese from foster home for imaginary friends. ironically he is lactose and tolerant, and yet he is called cheese and his favourite drink is chocolate milk. i like chocolate milk is also used by me very commonly, as i am a retard.
person no. 1: hey, what you up to?
me: I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK....
person no. 2: retard...
by iadoreyoumydear July 22, 2010
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