American year 7 in a british school: *bursting into song*"A WHOLE NEW WOOOORRRLRLLLDDDD" *starts doing a dance*
Normal year 8 "hmm, yeah let's bully that one."
Normal year 8 "what is with americans these days..?"
Normal year 8 "hmm, yeah let's bully that one."
Normal year 8 "what is with americans these days..?"
by ceenturies February 25, 2021
Americans are people who have the most miss behaved children. Their kid is an iPad kid that watches cocomelon everyday. They are known for having hotdog stands, fast foods and drive-thru's.
Does this mean they are stupid? No.
Does this mean they are fat? No.
Does this mean EVERY kid is miss behaved? No.
Does this mean I hate Americans? No.
It's just how I look at them. They do have lots of fast foods that I never seen in person.
They are actually really nice! :)
Does this mean they are stupid? No.
Does this mean they are fat? No.
Does this mean EVERY kid is miss behaved? No.
Does this mean I hate Americans? No.
It's just how I look at them. They do have lots of fast foods that I never seen in person.
They are actually really nice! :)
Person n.1 : Hey are you American?
Person n.2 : Yes I am, why?
Person n.1 : I noticed your child is an iPad kid.
iPad Kid : *iPad kid cough* "CoCoMeLoN!
Person n.2 : Yes I am, why?
Person n.1 : I noticed your child is an iPad kid.
iPad Kid : *iPad kid cough* "CoCoMeLoN!
by georgeetnottfoundd November 25, 2021
that guys American
by ndog21_blu21 May 17, 2023
A person who should be banned from Earth, is a psychopath, does things no one ever does, and is just plain dumb.
A person who puts cereal before the milk
A person who puts cereal before the milk
by Scrolte February 06, 2024
Stop calling United States citizens Americans. Canadian, Mexican, Caribbean, Central and South American citizens are Americans too because this is North and South America.
by CN19M3P41C July 12, 2023
Uneducated people which don't know geography.
dave is from the UK
jack is from th USA
dave: point at poland.
jack: *points at florida*
dave: you dumb f*ck, that's the US.
jack: why do you know this?
dave: Try again but point at iraq.
jack:*points at florida again*
dave: You f*ckwit, that's the US.
jack: wtf dude.
dave: and this is how americans are uneducated.
TV man: cut.
dave is from the UK
jack is from th USA
dave: point at poland.
jack: *points at florida*
dave: you dumb f*ck, that's the US.
jack: why do you know this?
dave: Try again but point at iraq.
jack:*points at florida again*
dave: You f*ckwit, that's the US.
jack: wtf dude.
dave: and this is how americans are uneducated.
TV man: cut.
by MRVRPOTATO May 11, 2022
Oi they're slobby schewpid cunts they are right. They don't even drink tea! Wot da fak is rong with dem!
-Some English guy who fucks the queen's dead body
Not even American but like have you only heard of America in propaganda cartoons from Iraq?
-Some English guy who fucks the queen's dead body
Not even American but like have you only heard of America in propaganda cartoons from Iraq?
American: Hi I'm American
British: OH MAH FOOKIN GOD WOT DA FAK IS RONG WIT YOU!!!! WAIT TILL I GET MY SHEEP/SEXUAL POTNEH IN ON DIS!!!!!
British: OH MAH FOOKIN GOD WOT DA FAK IS RONG WIT YOU!!!! WAIT TILL I GET MY SHEEP/SEXUAL POTNEH IN ON DIS!!!!!
by leo123456 December 09, 2023