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David

A player that hurts girls, he is very tall and usually has brown hair. He is nice to his friends and family and that is about it. David thinks about usually only himself, doesn't take other peoples feelings into consideration. David can never keep a girlfriend for usually more than 1 week.
Damnnnn never date David! He'll be gone in a FLASH!
by B.Shoootsss April 27, 2019
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david

big fat kid who has a bad haircut and loves sleeping with his mom justin timberlake is a show brand
david has a big forehead
by ireally100percentagree September 18, 2025
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Mr David Chavez

Mr David Chavez is a really good director and is an amazing person. He’s best friends with everyone and can get you to smile as fast as Thanos snaps. He has helped many people improve their acting skills and he is an amazing person to work with and talk to. He has an ambition to always make the best of everything and he has more power than god himself. He is a very responsible adult. He also makes the MOST FUNNIEST jokes and puns in the whole world. He’s def a cool kid 😎
Oh yeah that Mr David Chavez dude directed that good musical.
by Mwegegegegege March 12, 2019
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David

David was sent to the people of Camelot in the year 2021. He brought lulz, salt, and Epik hacks for all to enjoy. David was described by Rob Monster and Anonymous’ propagandist spokesperson. We may never know the true identity of David, but we’re pretty sure they aren’t Neal.
And all the soldiers mounted their trusty mudkipz and prayed to David, “unintelligible…bless the cats” #WhereWeGoDavidWeNeal
by 420Bridget October 8, 2021
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David

David: i have a knee fetish
by Zakarya9797 July 7, 2023
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David

David is gay
David is doodoo
by Gamerlol7969 June 9, 2020
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David

the most horniest most closeted most homie hopper I know
oh david? yeah hes going to hell for sure!
by gayhotmilf April 4, 2022
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