Rat Stoppers News

A company that interviews people in Boronia West Primary School who say "shut up" and fight.

Rat Stoppers News is reporting on the ouija board!

by Boronia West PS Boys Toilets August 24, 2022

Sewer rats

Unlike a solo ratchet the sewer rat tends to be multiple. You never see them just hear them, unless you are what they want to prey on. They stay in the dark and/or like hoodies. They seem to only be a problem for couples. They all have a habit of distracting one to keep you wondering if you really just seen that. While the other is getting promise's of sex and ideas of money and power. When these ugly creatures are around it's not as obvious as you would think so if at any time you think "is my partner really getting a hand job in the same room as me?" The answer is you probably have a sewer rat problem.

Jim: Where is Jack? haven't really seen him around.
John: He's been playing in the gutters and the sewer rats sunk their teeth in.
Jim: poor Jill does she know?
John: she thinks she's going crazy and no one has the heart to tell her it's sewer rats.
Jim: that's fatal! Their relationship will never last now! I call dibs on her!
John: aren't you just a sewer rat in the making.

by puffin tuffnstuff June 7, 2023

Rat

Any child who eats cake

That rat has ice cream cake face and diarrhea

by J45654 September 29, 2020

Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

by anonymous April 6, 2019

Rat trap

A bad or manipulative person. Often brings others into their problems.

Don't get close to her, she's a rat trap

by Mc. Dictionary January 27, 2017

drug rat

Someone who scavengers for drugs, often whatever they can get there hands on

''That girl is a proper drug rat.....I haven't seen her pay for anything ever''

by Harrison Simpson August 20, 2017

Rat

Some loser who makes multiple empty threats (stabbing toes, boiling teeth etc) insults his chums, and doesn't know how to act right.

"I heard there's a kid out there threatening his friends"

"Jesus Christ, what a rat"

by Thegr8est July 24, 2018