Fortnite is a game that your 8 year old nephew, or even worse, you yourself has an addiction too. When you grow up you realise that you were cringe. Don't play Fortnite.
A: I just spent 300 dollars to buy some V-Bucks on Fortnite!
B: What do you need V-Bucks for?
A: Skins.
B: -and?
A: Yeah that's it.
B: ...
B: What do you need V-Bucks for?
A: Skins.
B: -and?
A: Yeah that's it.
B: ...
by naturally idiotic April 8, 2024
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Tingamajig: “What’s your ping?”
Anti The Fortnite Player: “2!”
Tingamajig: *hangs up, while on 80 ping...*
Tingamajig: “What’s your ping?”
Anti The Fortnite Player: “2!”
Tingamajig: *hangs up, while on 80 ping...*
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by Younglacy1 May 12, 2018
Get the Fortnite mug.A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
"wassup Fortnite kid" Said Gary
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
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