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super chocolate bear

a really, really, really tasty thing to eat.
Sooz: you want a super chocolate bear?
Louisa: *drool*
by sooz_the_great September 1, 2008
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National Chocolate Milk Day

September 27th
The day of the year in which the most chocolate milk should be consumed by any individual.
"Hey, it's September 27th! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!"
"Shucks, thanks Bobby! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day to yourself!"
by Nahyma September 28, 2013
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Brazilian Chocolate Pipe Treat

The act in which someone shits down your urethra, fills your bladder with shit, you wait 3 days for it to get marinated in your piss, piss it out and freeze it for a nice snack.
person1: i made some BCPT's
person2: whats that?
person1: Brazilian chocolate pipe treats
by obama boomer June 1, 2020
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Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Where poop comes from.
"Gotta accept a delivery from the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory - you have a magazine?"
by BoogerBear June 23, 2008
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chocolate shitty iphone charger

The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.
Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022
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Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle

A sexual act whereby a man, upon engaging a woman in a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide", proceeds to ejaculate in the woman's mouth, using the remaining fecal matter from the aformentioned acts as lubrication.

(Note: A Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle may be thought of as the third act in a complete scat play experience-- It is necessarily preceded by a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide".)
"I gave this broad a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle last night, and believe it or not, the shit-eating bitch even swallowed!"

Ben refused to kiss his girlfriend after she enthusiastically accepted his Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle.
by TRICKSFORTRIX April 11, 2008
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chocolate piss pop

Aka B.B.C. all the ladies love black monsters expecially when they are like 18 inches long, resembles a chocolate popsicle cuz bitches love to gag on em. and the rest is self expanatory.
Elaine: Ewwww I don't wanna suck a chocolate piss pop.
by Vitelly Trunkionne June 19, 2006
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