Hair-Mergency

Hair-Mergency: noun
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.

I accidentally cut my bangs too short! I need a hair-mergency appointment ASAP.

by Reneofny October 23, 2024

no hair pussy

Look man, i know your trying to get on some good porn website other than pornhub, ive been there to buddy. Remember to dont do drugs snd stay in school.

No hair pussy is a "pussy type" everyone likes.

by Penisman84 October 3, 2020

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left & Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left & Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Pineapple hairs

"the green stuff at the top" - anix

The green stuff at the top of the pineapple

what are you going to build?
I'm going to build the green stuff on top
what are they called?
they are pineapple hairs

by Warvex June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

A word describing the top of a pineapple created by anix on youtube

Spongebob has pineapple hairs on the top of his house

by ellygirl16 June 16, 2020

hair height

an extension of your real body height

1: jeanelle is taller than you
2: um no not with my hair height

by realdealzzzzz April 15, 2019

pineapple hairs

The hair that sticks out of the top of a pineapple. This phrase got its popular use from the creator Anix.

I always steam the pineapple hairs to chew on later tehee.

by Anix’s wisdom shall be spread June 16, 2020