torn a new asshole

To thoroughly berate someone, usually publicly.

After I missed the deadline for submitting the project bid, I got torn a new asshole by my boss in front of the entire staff.

by vernpus December 29, 2007

new jersey scoop

In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).

"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"

by justin suriano June 28, 2006

New American Gospel

1. N, The original CD from Lamb Of God, a talented band. See lamb of god

As The Palaces Burn was a good CD, but New American Gospel was better.

by Azzman September 30, 2003

New Guinea bookmark

When spooning, a man puts his penis in between the butt cheeks or thighs of the person hes spooning, until they fall asleep.

Last night I gave my wife a New Guinea bookmark, in the morning she gave me a German Lawnmower.

by rs261 December 26, 2009

New Berlin Worm

The act of having sex in the back seat of your car in the freezing cold while drunk. You are so loaded and impatient, you yank the girls pants down to her ankles and wiggle through her legs, forcing her ankles high into the air. Then you have anal sex with her without permission or even realizing what you are doing.

Man, I think Todd pulled the old New Berlin Worm in my car last night. His girlfriend is pissed and walking funny and my backseat smells like poop.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

Minto, New Brunswick

A village approx. 40 minutes outside of Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada -20 if you speed. Chipman, a nearby village is the arch nemesis of this awkward people group. Once known for its coal, Mintonians are now known for having a Tim Hortons coffee shop which rarely takes correct orders. Mintonians tend to have a slang and refer to their village as "minnow" except the select few who have become educated - most likely at their own accord. Minto is a cherished part of the maritimes. If your ever in the maritimes, why not come play in our coal mines! ;)

Minto, New Brunswick is a village approx. 40 minutes outside of Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada -20 if you speed. Chipman, a nearby village is the arch nemesis of this awkward people group. Once known for its coal, Mintonians are now known for having a Tim Hortons coffee shop which rarely takes correct orders. Mintonians tend to have a slang and refer to their village as "minnow" except the select few who have become educated - most likely at their own accord. Minto is a cherished part of the maritimes. If you're ever in the maritimes, why not come play in our coal mines! ;)

by Jims999 March 31, 2011

in your news-feed

to know someone's business on facebook.

The news-feed is a constantly updating reminder that your friends on facebook are doing petty things all day long.

Girl 1: Remember that guy I dated last year? He wants to be my friend on Facebook.

Girl 2: Hell no. You don't need him all up in your news-feed.

by dcgrill August 5, 2008