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Free eats

Free eats = free food. When you use the words "free food", you have to use them in a sentence for people to understand what you're talking about, such as "there is going to be free food at the party" or "they are giving away free food at the soup kitchen". But when you use "free eats", it's a statement, a sentence of it's own.
Joe: Hey Matt, are you going to the block party?
Matt: No, those people are lame.
Joe: Dude, free eats!
Matt: Oh.....we're SO there!
by Mellow Yellow October 2, 2012
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i bet you eat spaghet on the pot

Eating spaghet on the pot is a cardinal sin in most countries and being accused on such is quite a claim, enough to make people very sad.

Most notably, it is used against female streamers when you join their chat. This will make them very upset and they will have a go at you for saying such things about them. It makes most people you say it to break down crying into rivers of tears as these words have just been uttered.
guy1: *Logs onto Twitch and joins streamers stream*
guy1: "I bet you eat spaghet on the pot."
streamer: "What the fuck?? I can't believe you would say that.. It makes me so upset people still do stuff like this today. Mods, can we ban them please?"
by GAMERINGGAMERGAMING June 5, 2022
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Pickle eating liar

Someone who eats pickles but say they hate pickles has the same feel as liar liar pants on fire. This term can be used for someone who lies for little thing
You said it was 6!! Its 5:59 you pickle eating liar
by The pickle eater December 19, 2022
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C0PR0PHILE EATS 0RGANRATI0NS

ANAL ALAN the JEWISH FAGG0TS C0PR0PHILE PRD0PHILE S you if you are lucky will expenitence the privilege of being a C0PR0PHILE EATS 0RGANRATI0NS as the ANUS is always open alan I waldman.shiteater.ho ass eat p00p.fuck eat feces.
eat a.face turd.eat fun crap.eat waste ch00.eat a p00py h0m0.eat defecant h0m0. ad at c0pr0phagia.EAT TAB00 SHIT.SHARE SHIT.LITERAL ANUS.A SUN REAL LIT.105 SIGNED SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE who G0T P0INT BUDDAH FUCKED.WHEN SHE SAYS BABY.176.SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN .SHITEATER FUCKING.176.PAGE.C0RNELL.PICHAI.CUM(WITH G0 FACE C0HEN J0HNS0N

.176) MUSK TESTICLES.CASTRATION TARGET.SHITEATER SPERM.SHITEATER AV0ID D0 LAND.TELEPATHY 666 SHIT.TELEPTHY JASSY.TELEPTHY JESUS.176
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 24, 2022
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giant salamanders eat paint

giant salamanders eat paint is a fact
giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here
by pseud0nym12470 October 3, 2024
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eat uranium day

on june 1st eat uranium day is a day where you can eat uranium without the feds stopping you
Man: it's june 1st its eat uranium day horray
by jackulaus May 30, 2024
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Eat A Brick

by coolpotatoe724 March 19, 2025
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