squeeky bum time

Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.

"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"

by Squeekybum123 June 12, 2017

Bum

Micheal. Michael is the definition of a bum.

Oh my god he just stayed in bed all day, what a bum.

by missjacksonareyounasty June 16, 2017

Bum yums

The hind parts on an attractive woman. Typically voluptuous in nature.

Hey man, look at shorty over there with the bum yums, her booty's lookin' real healthy right now.

by Schwebster June 19, 2017

chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

Bum

A word originated from British roots that is commonly used in the U.S as an insult to one another.

Hannah: Wanna hang tomorrow?

Peyton: Nah I have plans
Hannah: Bum

by CooganmerINC June 25, 2017

Bum

The term used by some "cool" people, talking about how someone looks

"That girl is bum"

by e.g.vickers June 26, 2017

bum rug

its that fuzzy patch on the nutsack bit of ya tradies boxers

Fuuuuck iv got burnouts on the bum rug

by Gapezy June 27, 2017