National Bully Maria Day

Bully people named Maria on February 14

Maria: Hey you kicked me
Person 1: OH I'm sorry!
Person 2: Don't worry it's National Bully Maria Day!!

by tobsterwaffle February 14, 2022

National Snatch Weave Day

national snatch weave day is on October 23, you just snatch a girls weave.

omg did you know it is national snatch weave day! I’m going to totally snatch mikaylas weave!

by Imascorpio13 October 21, 2019

national lily obsession day

for the one girl out there who has an obsession on someone named lily, you should hangout with her and talk to her and let your dreams come true. hopefully you are able to have sleepovers with her but i doubt that will happen. anyway lily if you see this make my dream come true and don’t hate me ever

national lily obsession day

lily is awesome

lily is kind

lily is my bestie

lily silly lily

by LILY IS MY BESTIE February 18, 2021

National lose weight day

It’s time for you to lose weight fat ass! Get on the treadmill and run muthafucka RUN!

Go skinny or go home...

It’s national lose weight day!

by Jaycake September 24, 2019

National kiss a Mia day

National kiss a Mia Day

If you’re lucky enough to know a Mia...Kiss her. Doesn’t have to be on the lips it could be on the hand or cheek

Her: Why did u kiss me?

Person: Because it’s November 5th

Her: Ooooh it’s national kiss a Mia day

by Askmeoutdummy October 30, 2019

national touch abs day

the day, april 23rd is national touch abs day. so grab a hot looking guy, with a nice six pack and feel free to touch them!

“Damn Becky, I got to touch Luke’s abs today. Thank God for national touch abs day!”

by mickeymouseclubhousesmbk May 25, 2018

National Fake Friend Day

November 10th. Expose all ur fake friends

*Posts* "malicia is fake af*
Why did uu post that ?
It's national fake friend Day

by Dwabme November 8, 2021