hair pancake

A huge clump of hair that nobody in their right mind would consider edible. Possibly supernatural, or possibly just freshly removed from the shower drain.

Watch out Minerva, if you leave a hair pancake out Reverse Santa will come early this year.

by iononothing September 8, 2021

pineapple hairs

The green things on top of the pineapple. Created by Anix in his recent youtube video. Making houses from the tv show spongebob

Pineapple hairs are the green things on top of the fruit.

by matchagreetea June 16, 2020

Bacon Hair

A person usually a girl who has streaky pieces of hair that looks like bacon, falls apart like bacon, and greasy like bacon.

Someone’s gotta tell Sydney she’s got mega bacon hair.

by Sydney kidney February 10, 2025

foot hair

The gross crap the grows on your feet and you don't shave because you're a savage and it goes good with your fabulous sock tan

My foot hair looked nast with those sandals

by LordBonkers October 19, 2017

holding hair

what a gay man does when he’s outside

ewww that mf holding hair

by seess May 14, 2022

Subaru Hair

Style of Haircut most associated with Subaru driving Lesbians. Short, above the ears and normally a well defined side part. Totally or mostly grey or white.

I see that Elisabeth Warren went to the stylist and got the Subaru Hair cut.

by Hawkeye 65 May 29, 2025

Whatever blows your hair back

People are diverse and their preferences are correspondingly diverse. Some might like sports cars and watches or other tech gadgets etc.

Bill: Hey, did see that new Seiko 5 watch that came out yesterday?
Rudolph: No, I'm not a fan of watches.
Bill: Dude, it's one of the best entry watches right now. I'm definitely getting one.
Rudolph: Whatever blows your hair back, dude. Like I told you, I'm not a fan of watches.

by liprox May 14, 2022