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Can of Cunts

Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.
"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."

"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
by Steepsy May 8, 2014
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can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021
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.....If She Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If She Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....
.....If She Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025
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Trash Can Nugget

An insult is used when not trying to trigger a game's profanity filter.
by Plottoputdowncooper July 10, 2024
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Wawa gas can game

A game where you buy the 2 gallon gas can from Wawa, and each participant picks out 3 items to put in the can. All items must be under these categories: milk, pastry, chocolate, and fruit. Whoever drinks the most wins.
Mason and Caleb never win the Wawa gas can game!
by Phhhhhart April 12, 2025
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Spray Can Alabaster

paint or makeup up seal of ivory or alabaster white on a dark skin complexion to look white, usually goes by, African, asian, or Mexican who uses white paint like alabaster, ivory, or egg shell white, to cultural appropriate mainly European or British or white cultures, without cultural acceptance. Usually means a passer.
Oh, that white milky face Jane Seymour from the Tudor series is considered a spray can alabaster, but she's probably says she more so from up north, like China. In China they say milky face.
by Quizzicalbrowed January 3, 2024
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Michigan trash can

Something you call someone when they speak with a heavy Michigan accent.
Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.
by Daddy_Is_Saddy May 28, 2018
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