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Poo face

it’s a very offensive term in UK slang used by “roadmen”.
You’re such a poo face!
Don’t be such a poo face!
Poo face !

He’s such a poo face isn’t he ?!
by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020
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poo

Me:POO
by snake10383 August 23, 2021
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Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.
Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”
by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024
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poo

brown or even other coloured sloppy stuff that comes out your bum.
child: mum i pooed...

mum: shut up!
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Poo ass

When somebody calls u at a dinner 20 or more times and at late night when ur tryna talk to hoes
A poo ass Ring..Ring..Ring (picks up phone) Guy 1: hey bro I’ll call u back I’m at a dinner rn guy 2: k. 3 mins later guy 2: you done guy 1: stop u cuck
by Def king December 8, 2020
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Poo In My Shoe

Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!
by goongangginggan August 24, 2022
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Poo-nami

Poo-nami
(noun)

That heart-stopping moment when a rogue turd is already floating, the toilet is clogged, and you know the next plunge will either save the day or unleash a catastrophic overflow of brown poo water onto the bathroom floor.
Staring down the floating log while the water crept higher, I realized one wrong plunge would trigger the bathroom apocalypse — a full-on poo-nami
by butch8069 October 3, 2025
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