A nigga from the 4th that pisses gold by accident. Can slap someone through a wall and will always hear you, and is still horny. Fairly certain some people owe him money or a handjob. Master of the five-finger discount and will always know the ending of the story before it's read. Has his PHD in indiscreet street hagglin, and is more effective at stopping stains than RESOLVE™ is. Amazing at rapping, and never asked for a promotion. "Pleasure's all mine, I ain't mad at y'all. Clear advantage like playing paddle ball on Adderall". Would rather talk shit to ghosts instead of studying for exams.
"I wish i was like marcus khoury, bitcoin would've made me a millionaire and coivd would've never have happened"
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She is Married To Joe Iconis the creator of Be More Chill. She Made her broadway debut as Brooke Lohst she is one of the sweetest actors ever
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marcus the ginger is a red haired asshole of a boy he has no dick he is an aggressive boy that will kick you if you call him ginger be aware he always look like a mess with his ugly bright red hair if you dont know what they look like here is some things that can help you they have bright red hair and his skin is as white as a snowman with his ugly red freckles his eyelashes are grey and he has bad grades he think he's cool but we all know he's not he will say weird things about you because he thinks he's cool
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my classmate
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