Vanilla Homie

Vanilla homie; noun;

Slang term for a person of caucasian descent who attempts to fit into the 'Gansta' crowd.

"Yo, man...what's that wiggah doin' puffin' 'round 'ere, man?"
"Yo, shiznit, respect! Wiggah is racist! This 'ere is muh main man, Vanilla Homie"
*At this point in the conversation, the Vanilla Homie is doing some sort of rapper hand motion and pouting*

by Fudgiebutt November 11, 2005

vanilla bdsm

The lightest parts of bdsm that vanilla people might do.

"I'm not into hardcore kinks, but I'd do bondage and submission."
"Oh, so you're one of those people who does vanilla bdsm."

by dovahzul December 6, 2016

frappe vanilla

Just about the slimiest type of white girl you can find. Prides herself on looking like Miss Piggie from The Muppets. Pasty white skin that the local panhandler at the bottom of the off-ramp just skeeted his load all over & multi-color hair that looks like your 5 year old dyed with kool-aid. Gets off on being a rapist and a home wrecker. Town bicycle in Plymouth, MA. Other names include kbcote, kcote, frappucinovanil, frappe3571

Frappe vanilla has contracted multiple STDs from men all around Plymouth, Massachusetts.

by Hatchsharleys September 16, 2023

vanilla delight

That awesome co-worker that is just so sweet with a creamy complexion. You can hardly wait for her to come to work because she is the eye candy of the office. They typically can be seen with a Worlds Finest chocolate bar near by for snack purposes.

Oh snap, here she comes- my vanilla delight . If I could drink her up I would !

by Frenchtwist May 2, 2018

Vanilla Swordfish

A vanilla swordfish is a person with many passionate but minor kinks, such as daddy/mommy kinks, gentle hair pulling and choking, and name calling. They typically come off as basic or unassuming at first.

Brittany is such a Vanilla Swordfish! Her boyfriend had bruises all over her neck!

by janetbarley2974 May 21, 2020

Vanilla Johnson

The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.

Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!

by Vanilla johnson April 14, 2010

vanilla pissing

a euphuism referring to the act of ejaculation in males as a result of an orgasm.

One of my friends introduced me to the art of vanilla pissing. Once you try it you'll never go back.

by dr. qubed March 2, 2022