Sad Hat

The instance when your dick is trying to enter a busted up vagina and the flabby labia fold in on the vaginal entrance so your dick can't get in but is just hanging out wearing a "sad hat" of floppy pussy folds.

Last night I was hanging with that ho Jessica and when we tried to have sex, I couldn't get my dick in her pussy cuz those nasty meat curtains just folded up on my dick like a sad hat.

by Taintamount December 2, 2016

Sad fuck

Depressed kid.

Guy 1: look at that sad fuck he just found out his gf was cheating on him with his best friend.
Guy 2: did his friend forget about bros before hoes?
Guy 1: I dunno

by Why da f u looking at my name February 8, 2021

sad goi

a playful insult that is used on a friend of either sex, in a variety of accents depending on the situation. offense is never intended.

Friend 1: that ross kid, far out he's annoying

Friend 2: yeah i know, he's such a sad goi

by sdgysagysagyasga5 September 20, 2010

sad neko

a sad neko.

i am a sad neko.

by corgi. April 5, 2021

thats sad

when someone does something that is sadly relatable that its mood

boi 1: jake paul gave me cancer
boi 2: thats sad
boy 1: i know

by dumbloser April 21, 2019

sad claudia

It is generallyate at night when you are a sad Claudia. It's the feelings of lonleyness even if you are the happiest person. In the day a strong, smiley girl. At night you crumble. Laying on your bed in tears, even if you don't realise it. Everyone is a sad Claudia at one stage in their life.

I was up really late last boght listening to deep music, I realised I was turning into a sad Claudia.

by Ew.whybother February 20, 2017

Sad Hey

The one word text used to begin a non-specific conversation with a recent romantic interest.

I feel bad for her because we hadn't talked in two weeks and then she randomly texted me a "Sad Hey" out of the blue last night.

by Warrelle August 30, 2016