relationship anarchy

community seperate from LGBT that breaks the traditional heteronormativity in relationships; antithesis of the nuclear family

Guy: You're gay?
Relationship anarchist: No, I just practice relationship anarchy.

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

Relationship P45

Pragmatic notification by text, email, phone call to notify someone that their relationship with you is now at an end.

"Did you hear? Peter , the cowardly twunt, issued Linda with a relationship P45 by text!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"

by Eema Braazkumov July 15, 2016

toxic relationship

a toxic relationship between two people who argue over nonsense and how trust issues.

Boy 1: “damn sofia and brandon are toxic asf”

Boy 2: “they have a toxic relationship”

by jakesgreat01 February 1, 2021

ferry relationship

a relationship whose primary goal is to get one or both members to the next phase of life

My last ferry relationship ended once my ex got into grad school and I finished my research proposal.

by Doos Jarus November 4, 2020

relationship flex

When somebody flexes on the fact that he/she is in a relationship. This type of behaviour usually includes having interactions with a partner that is supposed to be private for example kissing. Instagram pictures where the couple is making out can also be considered this. This type of behaviour is usually quite despised and cringed at since it makes everyone feel uncomfortable, no matter the observer’s status (single or not).

Have you seen Jake’s new insta photo with his girlfriend. It’s so obvious it’s just a relationship flex. Jeez, it was so cringe.

by rudi.k July 23, 2019

Relationship goals

Ford hindbaugh and Myleigh gramson

"Damn I want to be Relationship goals like Ford and Myleigh"

"Babe we can never be as cool as them"

by Ford Hindbaugh April 24, 2020

relationship pardon

Where, typically at the end of a relationship, one or usually both parties extend forgiveness for all bad acts performed during the course of the relationship.

Ex 1: You never apologized for x.
Ex 2: I didn't have to. It was covered under the relationship pardon.

by [e-mail] February 5, 2009