Pringly possum

Basically another way of calling someone a cunt, in style.

Pronounced like Pringles, with a ee sound at the end and possum like the animal

“You are a dick!”

“Well you are a Pringly possum!”

by Kc-and-Mh+Eg May 5, 2023

Possum

Moxxie.
Moxxie is a possum

Moxxie: A Human called me a possum, I am NOT a possum.

by Bread_Miser February 2, 2022

Drowning the possum

To try and make sweet love to a woman with a flaccid penis

Dude I drank too much last night and ended up drowning the possum

by BABARACUS December 12, 2019

ghetto possum

A woman with a high sex drive
One step up from a hood rat.

I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club

by Possumpotamus June 9, 2023

wannabe possum

a bitch that is always going to be a virgin because he actually takes his time to actually write a definition in this website. (im only writing this cuz of him)

"Hi I'm Wannabe Possum"
"Wow, so you're gay"

by I dont wannabe a possum September 30, 2018

The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.

William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

Possum

A small beautiful creature you taunt your friends with. It gives them nightmares about it while you laugh. We <3 Possums.

Possums really are the best animal out here! 🦡

by Possum_Protector October 13, 2019