Shabnam phase

A phase when somebody decides to act, look, dress, or become TOO overly obsessed with Shabnam. Thinks that Shabnam knows them personally and decides to have almost EVERY PIECE OF SHABNAM MERCH THAT EVER EXISTED (including already owned items with Shabnam stuff on them.)

Person 1: Nah you had your Shabnam phase since what, 2018? GROW UP
Person 2: Noooo! heeeheeeheeeheeeheehaaaaheeee I’m gonna stay like this all dayyyyyy!1!!!1
Person 1: I’M GONNA BAN EVERY SINGLE SHABNAM SCRAP OFF YOU IN A INSTANT
Person 2: Whaaaaheeheheheheheheheheheeeee!
Person 1: Because it is UNHEALTHY via a bunch of academical STUDIES to be liking someone who DOESN’T KNOW YOU EXIST.
Person 2: Sheeeeee? Doesn’t know that I eXIST? mIIIIIIIIHHHEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEE!!
Person 1: Yes. You guys act like you know her when she probably knows about, what, 35% of you? STOP THIS RIGHT NOW.
Person 2: Nosy nos!
Person 1: Right……
*a day later*
Person 2: WHAT, NO SHABNAM, WHERE ARE MY DVDS, MY CDS, MY BOOKS, MY DOLLS, MY MAKEUP, MY BEDSPREAD??
Person 1: Took them away.
Person 2: Oh, I really WAS in my Shabnam phase. What has happened to me those 7 years ago.
Person 1: Good. Now have fun now that she has been blocked off this household.

by bcshabnamfan2002 October 23, 2025

Fagotry Phase

honey moon of any relationship whether it be straight, bi, triangle. The Fagotry Phase consists of lovey dubby stuff like kissing, e relationship sex, irl sex and engaging in swallowing estrogenic penis/vagina fusion dances between both partys.

That couple is in the Fagotry Phase, I would not go near them

by The Grand Hoe January 20, 2024

luteal phase

A special stage in the menstrual cycle in which the uterus lining thickens. Women are also most likely to cheat on their partners during this stage due to a rapid change in hormones.

She has entered her luteal phase

by Skymay478 June 21, 2024

Small Milk Phase

The phase in a woman’s life (usually in there 20s) when they live by themselves and only have to pay for their own expenses. This is a time where women do what they want with little to no obligations, except maybe their job. It’s called the small milk phase because this is when a woman only has to buy their own food. Therefore they opt for the small containers of milk (like a quart) instead of a gallon.

I heard Tiffany’s term in the peace corps ended now she’s off to Soho for her small milk phase

by JJCostel May 2, 2020

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

Aaaaaaaaaah

Ahhhhhhh But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

by MemeGirl20 July 12, 2021

ghost phase

a completely natural, albeit uncomfortable, phase of courtship where a girl who had initially shown interest in a guy during the early talking stages, confusingly and often quite suddenly ghosts him. During this phase, which can last anywhere from a week to a couple of months, there is no communication by the girl to the guy in order for her to determine his level of interest. Very frequently she will ignore any attempts at communication, so much so that should the pair pass by each other, for instance in the dining hall of a college campus, she will offer an apathetic head nod or cold formal “hello”, and leave the guy scratching his head wondering where the hell he went wrong. The guy has 3 options from this point: 1) if he is very interested in her, he may continue pursuing her through this phase, and wait until the phase is over and she resumes normal communication, 2) he can attempt to turn the tables against her and ghost her (thus running the risk of the courtship fizzling out), or 3) he can decide to end his pursuit and move onto the next girl, thus simultaneously ending the courtship and ghost phase. If he has chosen option 1 and continues his pursuit through the ghost phase, he must realize that when the ghost phase eventually terminates, he has played directly into her hands, and she will highly likely utilize his interest to her advantage throughout the later stages of the courtship, throughout the dating phase, and, in due course, during the couples’ marriage!

Mike: sighs
Adam: What's wrong Mike?
Mike: I don't know... it's nothing really... it's just that Claire used to show interest in me but I think I may have blew my chances with her because she has suddenly started ignoring me.
Adam: What happened?
Mike: Earlier this morning, we passed by each other and she just gave me this weird glance and barely acknowledged my existence. I'm confused because she seemed interested up until this point. I'm trying to trace my steps to see where I went wrong.
Adam: chuckles There's no need for that. Trust me I've been in your situation before.
Mike: What do you mean by that?
Adam: puts hand on Mike's shoulder It seems you have entered the ghost phase my friend, godspeed.

by theblackpirate July 4, 2023

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

by hen in a pumpkin September 18, 2021