Usually good looking, fun, and LOVES attention. He'll make broken promises, cheat, make you lose all self esteem, break your heart, but say sorry, and make it look like it was all you're fault. When you're ready to leave him he'll say all the right things to make you stay. Just to do it all over again. He will waste your time. He still lives with his mom at 25 and is going nowhere in life, but blames everyone else for his problems. Will mostly only text, Snapchat, or random pic at odd hours. He's the equivalent to a Fuck boy. Stay away at all cost!
Him: At 2am. "Hey good looking, I'm Patrick. Do you want to hang"?
Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".
Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply
A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply
continues forever!...
Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".
Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply
A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply
continues forever!...
by Rosalie Quinn April 15, 2020
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Get the Patrickmug. The Patrick Type Likes To Play Fortnite And Smoke Weed Like The Fat Cunt All Patrick’s Are, Being A Patrick Means Not Really Caring About This Snapchat Shit And Sleeping.
by Urban DicPics July 17, 2018
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Get the patrickmug. Patrick is the most cutest and sexiest man alive. His brown eyes are like a forest. So soft and warm. Mhmmm. He has the deepest, sexiest, and manliest voice of this decade. He has rock hard smoking abs and a drop dead gorgeous smile.
He has a fat cock
He has a fat cock
by Ol’lilfag_02 January 20, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick is probably the most genuine man that you will ever come across in your lifetime. His words spark fires that spread to your heart and his smile brightens up every room that he walks into. He's humble, understanding, and genuinely seeks to help everyone that he comes into contact with. He loves dessert but sunrises and sunsets put a smile on his face. His body is a work of art and he takes pride in every thing that his hands touch. He's educated and he possesses a maturity that is intriguing and pulls you in. Be careful because everything about this man is addictive and once you have had a dose there is no turning back. He loves unconditionally and he makes you want to love him just because he stay true to his spirit. Simply put, this man is incredible!
by ChoZynWordZ April 19, 2018
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