Relationship Welfare

Seeking a relationship below one's standards in order to avoid putting forth any effort to find someone better.

Natasha: Why does he use such lame come ons?

Jake: he's looking for someone thats as ghetto as he is so he doesnt HAVE to exert any effort.. its like relationship welfare

by Smitten_Kitten_13 August 25, 2010

textual relationship

1. Typically a friendship or bond that is limited to the glass screen, or smart phone.

2. A friendship that occurs via text which is usually that status of "close friends", but is basically nonexistent in "real life".

These friendships usually occur under the nose of other friends. More often than not, these "close" friendships occur between two people you never thought would talk to each other.

Jen the scene kid and Scott the Jock were a part of a 6 person group of friends. Their one-on-one chemistry in the friendship was nonexistent until Scott picked up "them digits". Several months later the other 4 friends were utterly shocked when Jen and Scott started dating since they never talked to each other in person. They concluded that they must have been having a secret textual relationship.

by The Jon Harrison June 5, 2014

relationship anarchy

community seperate from LGBT that breaks the traditional heteronormativity in relationships; antithesis of the nuclear family

Guy: You're gay?
Relationship anarchist: No, I just practice relationship anarchy.

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

ferry relationship

a relationship whose primary goal is to get one or both members to the next phase of life

My last ferry relationship ended once my ex got into grad school and I finished my research proposal.

by Doos Jarus November 4, 2020

awkward relationship

when you are in a relationship and no one knows about it
can also be described as when you are in a relationship where the other person doesnt know or where you barely talk

did you hear about sarah and ricky they are in an awkward relationship

by ladyb_cupcakes April 11, 2015

relationship fat

When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner

Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat

by Pink sock May 31, 2018

Binding relationship

Long term relationship committed emotional, sexual or both between two parties.

I want to be with you, but I just don't want a binding relationship, because I'm going to college soon.

by Maddymk August 8, 2016