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Relationship P45

Pragmatic notification by text, email, phone call to notify someone that their relationship with you is now at an end.
"Did you hear? Peter , the cowardly twunt, issued Linda with a relationship P45 by text!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"
by Eema Braazkumov July 15, 2016
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Binding relationship

Long term relationship committed emotional, sexual or both between two parties.
I want to be with you, but I just don't want a binding relationship, because I'm going to college soon.
by Maddymk August 8, 2016
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Relationship goals

Ford hindbaugh and Myleigh gramson
"Damn I want to be Relationship goals like Ford and Myleigh"

"Babe we can never be as cool as them"
by Ford Hindbaugh April 24, 2020
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relationship flex

When somebody flexes on the fact that he/she is in a relationship. This type of behaviour usually includes having interactions with a partner that is supposed to be private for example kissing. Instagram pictures where the couple is making out can also be considered this. This type of behaviour is usually quite despised and cringed at since it makes everyone feel uncomfortable, no matter the observer’s status (single or not).
Have you seen Jake’s new insta photo with his girlfriend. It’s so obvious it’s just a relationship flex. Jeez, it was so cringe.
by rudi.k July 23, 2019
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textual relationship

1. Typically a friendship or bond that is limited to the glass screen, or smart phone.

2. A friendship that occurs via text which is usually that status of "close friends", but is basically nonexistent in "real life".

These friendships usually occur under the nose of other friends. More often than not, these "close" friendships occur between two people you never thought would talk to each other.
Jen the scene kid and Scott the Jock were a part of a 6 person group of friends. Their one-on-one chemistry in the friendship was nonexistent until Scott picked up "them digits". Several months later the other 4 friends were utterly shocked when Jen and Scott started dating since they never talked to each other in person. They concluded that they must have been having a secret textual relationship.
by The Jon Harrison June 5, 2014
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relationship anarchy

community seperate from LGBT that breaks the traditional heteronormativity in relationships; antithesis of the nuclear family
Guy: You're gay?
Relationship anarchist: No, I just practice relationship anarchy.
by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021
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relationship fat

When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner
Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat
by Pink sock May 31, 2018
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