Maybe Promise

The type of promise that comes from politicians or anybody on the the internet. Its a promise that has about a 50/50 chance of becoming true, usually when the promiser either will only complete their promise if they feel like it later, or when they are secretly hoping that the person/people they are promising will forget about the promise. Maybe Promises most commonly come from YouTubers, Redditors, or people named Casey. The chances of them completing the promise usually increase dramatically once the person/people they promised have the balls to pressure them, after they come to the realization that they are experiencing a Maybe Promise.
Annoying Minecraft YouTuber: GUYS IF THIS VIDEO REACHES 10K LIKES I PROMISE I WILL LIVESTREAM ME BEATING MINECRAFT ON HARDCORE MODE!!1!

Little Brother: yo big bro this youtuber said hell beat minecraft on hardcore mode

Big Brother: dont get your hopes up its just a maybe promise
by GreaseyFun June 7, 2023
mugGet the Maybe Promisemug.

Baking maybes

If yer not "making babies" you may just be "baking maybes". some people were born to be parents. Some are just maybe makers
Oh.. she aint nobodies momma, she aint even makin babies, she just

"baking maybes"
by KrashWorship December 26, 2022
mugGet the Baking maybesmug.

Maybe

This word is a short form of "definetly not"
-How did your interview go?
-It went fine,maybe they will hire me.
by JAK85 July 26, 2023
mugGet the Maybemug.
Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?
A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
mugGet the Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...mug.

Shi Maybe

A phrase that you use whenever you're quite unsure of whether it would happen or it wouldn't, yet you need an answer for a person who ask you about an event in which the circumstances are still unclear

thus using the term "shi maybe" as a way of saying ' could happen could not we'll see'
A: Yo you going out to the party tonight ?
B: I can't, I gotta do my homework
A: Can't you just skip it for this one ?
B: Shi Maybe
by Arustizzz December 21, 2023
mugGet the Shi Maybemug.

Maybe

Me: "will you go out with me?"
Them:"Maybe. I'll see"
Them: Never answers
by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019
mugGet the Maybemug.

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