Lemon Vag

The standard 'model' vagina. Has nothing going on but a slit. Looks like it sucked on a lemon.

Dan - I'm getting so tired of seeing pictures of naked models with boring slit vagina's. Where are all the hot chicks with ham wallets?

Chris - You and me both. They've all got a bad case of lemon vag.

by lostlast May 2, 2012

Lemon boy

A person that may have very little friends, 1 or 2 hobbies ,keep things to themselves a kind of sour person until they met a person that made them not as sour but will be sour to people that hurt their kind of sweet person that was sweet to them which made them a non sour person

Lemon boy: why do you have to be so nice to me

sweet person/ person that changed them: because I saw that you were being a lemon boy and wanted to see if I you make you have a soft spot for someone

by Sillyfoo:D March 20, 2021

Lemon Funnel

When one individual whips out their penis and the the corresponding individual is laying on their side. Then the individual with the penis in hand begins to urinate in ones ear lobe creating a funnel affect.

Quick hurry I’m desiring one of your lemon funnels!

by LemFun July 21, 2021

lemon biter

Someone who practices autoerotic asphyxiation. A lemon wedge is commonly bitten just before the point of unconsciousness to wake the practicing individual.

David Carradine was a total lemon biter.

by Josh.Hjelt June 7, 2017

lemon crab

ashton chavis aka mamas

person 1 : "hey what's a lemon crab?"
person 2 : "mamas"

by suckmytiddy October 31, 2020

Lazy Lemon

A name used to refer to pre-squeezed lemon juice in a bottle or lemon-shaped plastic container.

Chef Gordon Ramsay uses the phrase in order to insinuate that the chef who uses it is too lazy to use fresh lemons.

The phrase is used by Ramsay in Season 2 of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, UK - La Lanterna.

"When you walk into a kitchen and spot a bottle of Lazy Lemon, it means Lazy Bastard... nothing more."
~ Gordon Ramsay

by THE PEOPLE'S WHEAT March 1, 2009

Lemon Piker

A lemon piker is someone who consistently leaves a night out early with no reason or explanation.

Matt piked ...he's such a lemon piker

by Ficklewalsh March 3, 2011