John (sometimes referred to as 'Johnny' by close companions) is a good genuine guy with a sense of humor. He's tall, has brown hair, good looking, and is one of the very last truly masculine guys among his generation. He's thoughtful, caring, down to earth, wise/mature for his age, and you can have fun with him. He'll always hold the door for the lady and he's great on a fancy date, but he can also do a plumbing job himself and will gladly go adventuring in a Jeep. John will keep to the morals and values he knows to be true and divine no matter what.
by That Living Human June 4, 2019
Get the Johnmug. John
Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities.
He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree!
Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe...
John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool
He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!
Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities.
He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree!
Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe...
John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool
He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!
by MiddleAgedMoose October 23, 2018
Get the Johnmug. Gabe: aye homie, where dem’ Johns at?
Or
Steph: I didn’t iron my pants
Gabe: damnnnnn, dem’ Johns wrinkly
Or
Steph: I didn’t iron my pants
Gabe: damnnnnn, dem’ Johns wrinkly
by Big slimmy April 20, 2019
Get the Johnsmug. by IsayTheNwordWithoutPass November 5, 2019
Get the Johnmug. A John is one of the hottest, funniest, guys you will ever meet. He is tall, athletic, with brown hair, and maybe a tan. His blue-green eyes will captivate you and he is one of those guys who doesn’t care what people think and he will be as silly and social and he wouldn’t care. All the girls often fall for him because his voice is so mesmerizing and deep and he has perfect muscles. He is an extremely good kisser and the perfect boyfriend.
He will treat his girlfriend like she’s a goddess and is definitely a bit of a player and a flirt. He gets good grades, and he’s undeniably sexy and makes friends easily and is very popular. He is extremely smart, hot, and can ALWAYS make you smile. He most likely is Irish, and he is definitely worth keeping. A John is so perfect and if you meet one, NEVER LET HIM GO!!!
He will treat his girlfriend like she’s a goddess and is definitely a bit of a player and a flirt. He gets good grades, and he’s undeniably sexy and makes friends easily and is very popular. He is extremely smart, hot, and can ALWAYS make you smile. He most likely is Irish, and he is definitely worth keeping. A John is so perfect and if you meet one, NEVER LET HIM GO!!!
Girl 1: My boyfriend is so perfect. He is like a Greek god.
Girl 2: Hmm... he has to be a John, right?
Girl 1: how’d you know??
Girl 2: Because John’s are perfect.
Girl 2: Hmm... he has to be a John, right?
Girl 1: how’d you know??
Girl 2: Because John’s are perfect.
by mylifeisasupremeMeme February 22, 2019
Get the Johnmug.