The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.

Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.

by Someone who misses their balls September 6, 2020

Rodeo Cheeseburger

The Rodeo Cheeseburger consists of a sesame seed bun, a hamburger patty, barbecue sauce, onion rings, and a slice of cheese. Together they form the The Greatest Burger that one can eat. Conveniently it is a value menu item.

"This Rodeo Cheeseburger just made me happy despite the fact that I just lost my bid for a piece of the Aggro Crag". (Losing a bid for the Aggro Crag will cause one to commit suicide)

by Bakobuc August 20, 2011

Gave a Cheeseburger

The acto of tossing someone's salad while driving on I-40.

Gregg said his upper lip smelled like poo after he gave a cheeseburger to Eric while driving through the mountains of Tennessee.

by ChuckDaddy69 October 7, 2017

Cheeseburger

Ejaculating inside the anal cavity, creating the ultimate cheese burger. Two buns and meat covered in cheese.
A.K.A anal creampie

Guy: I could really go for a cheeseburger but have no money
Girl: lets make our own cheeseburger, just finish inside of my ass.

by Val-o-matic September 15, 2016

San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special

When 2 dudes place their erect, unwashed penises on top of each other while simultaneously holding buns on top and at the bottom, they technically have the buns, the meat and the cheese so it's a double cheeseburger.

Rob and Bob left so early, I heard they had the San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special .Must've been hungry that night.

by BjLacr October 31, 2022

cheeseburger and coffee

Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot then rubbing their dick on a cheeseburger after shoving it up their arse. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")

Coffee bagger ali adallah could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee and cheeseburger, and Seth got burnt!\
cheeseburger and coffee

by i love alis pin dick July 20, 2010

steaming a cheeseburger

you proceed to Dutch oven a girl, and while you bask in the ambience of the aroma you proceed to have vaginal intercourse, thus creating the steamed cheeseburger.

dude, last night my kid walked in on me steaming a cheeseburger!

by Big dick suddy September 9, 2015