Joint Washington

When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!

(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)

"Bruh we don't got enough for a full blunt, we gotta roll a Joint Washington!"

by AubChapo October 6, 2016

Washington Slipper

when you jackoff multiple times and use the cum from previous ejaculations as lube

Jack- "hey bro you need some lotion"
Ricky- "no i just the Washington slipper on myself"

by pc1111 August 29, 2021

Washington Highlighter

a black Sharpie, usually the one sitting on the desk of the guy who removes all the good parts in declassified government documents.

how many washington highlighters did it take to cover up the Kennedy Assassination?

by tempest23 July 1, 2011

Washington Deceit

There is no such thing as a democratic republic or a republican democracy. Albert Einstein said that reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Such is the case of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't). Republics and democracies stand opposed to one another. The whole political system is fake! End this illusion of reality and it will go away.

"The end of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't) is to end this illusion of reality."

"Here we will talk about the political system and the odds of the population running against them career politicians to ever beat and win against them, but they're always staying or reentering the system, against the greater odds there would be someone else running, but it comes down to the money and it's really quite funny if they don't think that we'd ever really see it coming, or the end of DC't from these Washington dummies."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 26, 2023

Connor Washington

Very fast faggot. He also has a bad hairline, like really far back. He thinks he has friends.

Chris: Have you heard about that new kid Connor Washington.

James: Yeah isn't he really gay or something.

Chris: Yeah but he is really fast.

by deeeeeeboi June 6, 2018

Chantyce Washington

Chantyce Washington is a wonderful and sweet person who doesn’t hit or bother anybody and she isn’t crazy or bi polar she is just a calm ,beautiful person

omg Chantyce Washington is so sweet
yea she is so nice I love her so much

by Aniya Carter March 13, 2022

Washington refill

n. The type of night-time urination carried out in a rush in order to get back to the warmth of your bed. From the speedy nature of gas station customers in the Washington DC and surrounding areas.

"Honey I'm going for a Washington refill"

by marcusdesade January 25, 2005