Sauced Rooster

A "Sauced Rooster" is when your shitfaced drunk and get a raging hard-on. Your "Rooster" gets "Sauced" when you loose control of it because of the booz. Can also be used as a noun.

MIKE: have you seen chuck tonight? Grindin on that cow.
MAT: Ya man, he's one sauced rooster. Now hit this shit.

by Mr. Jerkins March 27, 2011

little rooster

Little Rooster S Alarm Clock Vibrator. The most powerful Little Rooster yet. The vibrations start gently. Then increase. Automatically. You wake slowly. Sensually. Pleasurably. Feeling confident. Happy. Aroused.

Silent. Rechargeable. Snooze. Play. Little Rooster. Wake Sexy.

I got my girlfriend the "little rooster" now we have sex every morning

I got my girlfriend the "little rooster" now we have sex every morning

by [delete] June 25, 2017

rooster douche

a turkey baster

Grandma exclaimed "I've dropped my rooster douche and I can't pick it up!"

by BamBam1974 September 26, 2010

brock roostered

getting extra drunk

broooo, i got totally brock roostered last night at the party

by tom bradys balls January 17, 2018

Rooster tail

While having sex in the doggy-style position, the man shoves his thumb unto his partners butthole, while the thumb is inserted, the man extends all other fingers. Thus, resembling a rooster tail.

Jonny gave rachel a rooster tail last night before bed, hope he doesn't still suck his thumb.

by UH0311 November 14, 2014

rooster bucket

Taking a shit in a bucket in the morning while clucking wildly and recieiving head

Yo how hot was that rooster bucket

by Dj T March 8, 2005

rooster tassel

A hairy scrotum.

I tried to teabag my girl, but my rooster tassel poked her in the eye.

by ratelo August 5, 2010