Explosive Decompression

When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.

I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.

by TheNoobHunter April 12, 2017

cheese explosion

When u fart and a shit ton of feta cheese comes out ya asshole

Hey i just had a cheese explosion

by Thatsniggainthetrashcan March 26, 2017

controlled explosion

When you cum in your pants & forget to clean.

Jerry: I finished in my pants yesterday.
Tom: Oh, so you had a 'controlled explosion'.

by LilYachtyBoat January 7, 2018

german explosion

When a crazy half german celebrates the birthday of Adolf Hitler by getting annoyed when others criticise German heritage and react by jizzing in a German beer and skolling it

Dude my German friend didn’t like it when Adolf’s birthday wasn’t celebrated so he gave himself a German explosion

by Dingothegreat April 19, 2023

uwu explosion

when you're just goin through one of em moments when you in dem feels and it jus gets so real #uwuexplosion

after hearing a really deep song, scott had an uwu explosion

by kim namjane September 10, 2018

touch-explosives

explosives that are friction activated

mix and dry iodine and amonia to get touch-explosives

by CRAZYASSFUKR40K August 27, 2009

explosive barney

Diarrhea that is so bad it explodes out your ads-you have no time to get to a toilet. The Barney refers to Barney Roble as in the Flintstones and references the slowness of driving like the Flintstones when you have to shit right now!

OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!

by Sgrcbe5 June 7, 2016