John
Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities.
He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree!
Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe...
John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool
He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!
Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities.
He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree!
Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe...
John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool
He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!
by MiddleAgedMoose October 23, 2018
Get the Johnmug. John (sometimes referred to as 'Johnny' by close companions) is a good genuine guy with a sense of humor. He's tall, has brown hair, good looking, and is one of the very last truly masculine guys among his generation. He's thoughtful, caring, down to earth, wise/mature for his age, and you can have fun with him. He'll always hold the door for the lady and he's great on a fancy date, but he can also do a plumbing job himself and will gladly go adventuring in a Jeep. John will keep to the morals and values he knows to be true and divine no matter what.
by That Living Human June 4, 2019
Get the Johnmug. The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.
by rocky bob August 15, 2018
Get the Johnmug. Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge
by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019
Get the Johnmug. John is a very annoying boy who is a playa and you don’t want to be with. He will like you one second but never talk to you he will move on from girl to girl in seconds of time. He will be the most hated boy watch out for all the Johnny boys out there those players
by Notrealname245696 June 13, 2018
Get the Johnmug. FAT ASS WHO LIKES TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY,FOOD WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE. SWEATS A LOT AND IS EASILY TRIGGERED/SALTY
by Flavber June 12, 2017
Get the Johnmug.