pube salad

when your sitting at the dinner table and a black mccall comes to serve you a salad when really its a PUBE SALAD. in fact it is mccalls pubes and they smell like a wet burrito
wtf i didn't order a pube salad
by weezy f burlock August 15, 2008
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medusa pubes

It is when pubes are so out of whack it looks like they have buckwheat in a headlock, sometimes resembling dreadlocks or snakes.
I was about to give Jerod a blow job last night and his medusa pubes were all in between my teeth.
by sarahjerod September 20, 2004
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Pube Master

A person that has there hole body covered in pubes.
Some times mistakin fo big foot.
by cartman5000 August 05, 2004
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Blonde Pubes

A term used to put down someone because they're young / look young. As pubes are blonde before gaining the natural body hair colour. Occurs usually to teens going through adolescence.
'Hey can I come to the pub with you?'

a - 'NO F*CK OFF BLONDE PUBES'
by LewSuth April 08, 2008
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eyebrow pubes

on your eyebrow, the long curly hairs that protrude beyond the flat straight hairs
"Hey, checkout her savage brow bush! She has eyebrow pubes!"
"Jeez better let her know before someone calls her a funt-cace"
by Unice Tracy Able January 09, 2015
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trapped pube

Really uncomfortable situation in which a pubic hair beomes somehow entangles with another pube or with your underwear. Difficult situation in public places as it can be excrutiating, with the only cure being some personal hand to crotch contact - inside your pants.
I don't need an example - it has happened to most of us who have transcended puberty and not removed all their pubes by shaving or waxing.
by Jigs got a passport May 14, 2004
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bologna pubes

1. n.: an utterly disturbed combination of words that couldn't possibly exist or mean anything. 2. n.: pubic growth made entirely of bologna...of course.
- Wow! Look at those fine fine bologna pubes!
by Council For and Of Nyah (CFON) September 30, 2003
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