Lemon Vag

The standard 'model' vagina. Has nothing going on but a slit. Looks like it sucked on a lemon.

Dan - I'm getting so tired of seeing pictures of naked models with boring slit vagina's. Where are all the hot chicks with ham wallets?

Chris - You and me both. They've all got a bad case of lemon vag.

by lostlast May 2, 2012

Lemon down

Chill

Be cool, man, lemon down!

by Heddalettuce December 29, 2014

Lemon Twins

A nasty duo, who promote false propaganda and fake news to hurt the well being of others

I just invested in a great car company that’s going to change the world. The lemon twins said the cars a dud.

by Bobogogo December 7, 2018

lemon biter

Someone who practices autoerotic asphyxiation. A lemon wedge is commonly bitten just before the point of unconsciousness to wake the practicing individual.

David Carradine was a total lemon biter.

by Josh.Hjelt June 7, 2017

lemon crab

ashton chavis aka mamas

person 1 : "hey what's a lemon crab?"
person 2 : "mamas"

by suckmytiddy October 31, 2020

Lazy Lemon

A name used to refer to pre-squeezed lemon juice in a bottle or lemon-shaped plastic container.

Chef Gordon Ramsay uses the phrase in order to insinuate that the chef who uses it is too lazy to use fresh lemons.

The phrase is used by Ramsay in Season 2 of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, UK - La Lanterna.

"When you walk into a kitchen and spot a bottle of Lazy Lemon, it means Lazy Bastard... nothing more."
~ Gordon Ramsay

by THE PEOPLE'S WHEAT March 1, 2009

Lemon Piker

A lemon piker is someone who consistently leaves a night out early with no reason or explanation.

Matt piked ...he's such a lemon piker

by Ficklewalsh March 3, 2011