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its root has said to come from the deep south mostly referring to people who fornicate with barnyard animals, and the like. Cause of is usually because of extremely small penis

A man, dim wit, who chooses the life of complete mediocrity,

A man who refuses to provide for his family
"get that joshua off that cow"

"he wants to be a bricklayer, what a joshua"

"man my family is starving, I am such a joshua"
joshua by reallyawesom MAN February 3, 2010
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A Joshua is supa athletic. He is very handsome and popular. He is sweet but don't get me wrong if you say something wrong he will attack you. Joshua has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very unsensitive so if you break a Joshua's heart he will move on and act like nothing happened. A Joshua always has a boy best friend called Oliver who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him.
A group of girls and boys are sitting down at lunch. "OMG, look at that handsome, popular and athletic boy! He has to be a Joshua!" says one of the girls. The Joshua has just scored a full 100 metre intercept try.

"I wish i was a Joshua." says a boy gloomily.
A kid who died after mosses. He wanted to be his slave but instead he sucked his dick. He pooped in his chair and ate it on accident thinking it was chocolate.
joshua ewwww that nigga again
joshua by jdkshfds May 17, 2017
A complete psycho. Seems nice, but is actually crazy.
Girl: That Joshua kid seems nice.. But he kinda creeps me out.
Joshua by boiiibeuddy May 30, 2017
a hot guy that is full of muscles that all the girls love joshua is the man,he hates when people want to act like his boss,you better love joshua or else
joshua is the best
joshua by bungybooce91 November 14, 2017
The most depressing name of all time where people will steal your backpack at lunch and you will eat chicken and think you black and be confused by a cow to be grass
Josh- I'm depressed

Jeff- know your name is Joshua