Hood Shower

someone who smokes blunts should refer to this.

The act of spraying fabreeze, Glade, or any god damn air freshener you want, all over yourself, making sure to make a real shower out of it...
The reason being is because you reek of weed.

Enjoy Niggas,

Fatt-e

1. "Damn Nigga, You smell like you just boxed the scrape scrape"

"Let me get a hood shower son"

2. "Whos Been Smokin Hella Blunts?"

Quick Pimpin, Let Me Get A Hood Shower

3. "Damn Nigga, why are you all wet?"

Hood Shower Nigga, Hood Shower

by Fatt-e March 13, 2010

Hood Rich

You managed to finance the Escalade for despite your terrible credit, but you don't have any money for gas. You live in your mom's house but wear blingin' chains. TRANSLATION: Someone in the ghetto who spends money they obviously don't have is "Hood Rich". A Repo-man's wet dream.

by Scoots January 22, 2003

Bougie hood

A "bourgeois" neighboorhood. Bourgeois is another word for rich/classy, so a bougie hood = upper-class neigborhood.

"And here we have some Arizona Iced Tea, rellly fo the classy, bougie hood chick, you know".

by cHOCOpOCKEY August 22, 2011

Hood Momma

Born and raised in the Streets/Ghetto. She is well connected. She knows what's she wants and knows how to get it. She often has more than one child. She uses her cunning, sexuality, street smarts, baby daddy or daddy's, and assistance from the government to provide for herself and her children.

Hood Momma lives in a shack but them kids stay fat!

by J*Skeezy April 12, 2015

fuck hood

Another name for condom

Partner 1: Babe let’s fuck.
Partner 2: Ok I’ll get the fuck hood.

by Natehiggers1332 October 8, 2020

Hood Smack

Is when a hoodlum or hood rat takes their hand, twisting at the wrist. Then properly strikes a white women upon her face with there ridged back hand. This must be performed with enough force as to reverberate their mind set back to previous beatings from her youth or past relationships. Thus straightening her ass out, with what is known as a little bit of forceful act right. Cuz bitches get to crossing da line sometimes. So you gotsta knock dem triflin thoughts out the back of there nappy ass head before she gets to getting any ideas about self respect or women rights. A hood smack is just necessary to keep shit real.

Me: "Officer I had to hood smack that bitch Lauren because she was mouthing off to me like I was some hoodrat"
Officer: "Calm down son your not in trouble, just tell me what she said so we can take her in"
Me: "she said I'm the father"
Officer: "I did not leave the south side for this, Bitch is going away for a long time"

"I can't believe Kent hood smacked me again for 5 dollars"

by BombMan January 3, 2013

hood wit it

someone who is so ghetto fab, and they have no idea.

Brandy is so hood wit it in her phat farms and baby phat

by BabyJ-xoxo October 17, 2008