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danger poon

a girl who is under the legal age to have sex with. poon as in poonani
Terry: that girl is next level dutty
Ed: nah, she's serious danger poon
by Nat Gaskell January 23, 2009
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dandruffphobe

Noun.
Someone who has a phobia of dandruff
When Sally walked in with dandruff flaking off everywhere, Lisa fainted at the sight of it. Lisa is a dandruffphobe.

Person with Dandruff: "Hi!"(dandruff flaking everywhere)
Dandruffphobe: "STAY AWAY!"
by QueenCaroline October 27, 2011
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Danger Dance

The act of riskily running naked from the bathroom to the bedroom after realising you should've probably bothered to check if there were any towels on the rail before you took a shower.
Guy1: "I think I'm scarred for life, man. Caught a dude doing the danger dance across the hall at my buddy's place last night."

Guy2: "Hahaha fail."
by Cillit-Bang September 8, 2011
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Danger-Maths

Danger-Maths is a real man's sport. Attempted by many, mastered by none.

In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.

It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.

Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.
Martin once attempted Danger-Maths. He is now a bin-man.

Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.
by ItsDanH June 16, 2016
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Danger Dwarf

Small mates who are fanatical about super heroes and cartoons (in most cases well beyond the tears of watching cartoons or superhero movies).

Short tempered (comes with the territory). At risk of saying anything at any given moment which makes them dangerous.

Would love to be a super hero.

Hence, Danger Dwarf
XXX....if you were a super hero....what would you be called?

'WHAT YA ON ABOOT MAN!!!!! Obvs Danger Dwarf' arggghhhhhhh
by Swampy007 April 3, 2020
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danger loaf

A danger loaf is a chonky raccoon (basically all raccoons)
Did you see that danger loaf, it almost attacked me to take my garbage, but it's so cute and chonky i cant be mad at it
by Bummely bum September 1, 2020
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Danger Word

Danger Word” -opposite of a safety word. To push further during intercourse.
You don’t have a danger word? Ya man, I say “teacup” and she knows to back off but if I say “please” that bitch knows to crank it up.
by Staygoldburg June 11, 2021
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