Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
by Someone who misses their balls September 6, 2020
Get the The Cheeseburger Testmug. I could go for a BBQ bacon burger
I'm-a be a one-man-cheeseburger-apocalypse.
by onemancheeseburger February 1, 2024
Get the One-Man-Cheeseburger-Apocalypsemug. by Jewelee52 February 6, 2025
Get the Cheeseburgermug. by wellafella December 16, 2023
Get the cheeseburger moneymug. Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.
by ColderWeather86 October 7, 2022
Get the Cheeseburgers per Eaglemug. The best cheeseburger mcdonalds has ever made. It's got barbecue sauce, fried onion, and bacon, best combo ever
by Dumbice October 25, 2020
Get the Barbecue Cheeseburgermug.