Bacon Bits

the dangly bits of an old outtie vagina. Often associated with causing high cholestorol in older men and victims of MILFS.

"Get off those bacon bits hunny the doctor said to watch your choletorol" "I love the salty taste of your bacon bits tonight hunny, they almost look as though they could use a trim, they are getting extra fatty, not good for my cholestorol" "MMMM bacon bits can get so wet when stimulated correctly on a hot day" "I love to nibble on my wifes bacon bits of a morning"

by Danee March 31, 2007

2 bits eek

A 2 bits eek is the "one armed bandit"gambling machine which either eeks out your money 2 bits at a time til you eventually empty your pockets and exclaim, "eek, my money's all gone", or you scream,"eek!" when you hit the right combo, the machine lights up, growls, bells ring, and then loudly spits out so many quarters , you nearly get a hernia trying to get the flimsy plastic bucket to the cashier.

Guy #1 -"I spent half the night sitting trance like at the 2 bits eek machine which netted me absolutely nothing."
Guy # 2 - "You mean the one armed bandit?"
gUY #1 - " Yep, it eeked out my whole paycheck before I quit!"

by People watcher January 18, 2010

Shit Bits

Deriving from formerly known 'krys bits', small pieces or "bits" of feces in the anal area of a female. When present with asshole hair or 'scragglers', dingle-berries are of high possibility.

Guy 1: "Dude you were dating that chick for forever!"
Guy 2: "No man, shes hot in all, but i had to let her loose once i caught sight of her nasty shit bits."

by 69unfaithful September 1, 2009

oogily bits

the definition of oogily bits is when a women has her inner lips and clit hanging on the outside of her lips.

oh my god did you hear about chris sleeping wiv that katy. he said she has her oogily bits hanging out.

by carrie 86 December 9, 2008

Fretney Bits

nice tits. they have to be nice to warrant unleashing the full and formidable power of these 3 syllables.

*on passing a suitably endowed female*

Dreamweaver: Check them tits out lar!

Ryborg: Crivens, them be fine Fretney Bits rate there bruv!

Dreamweaver: Stop the car im going to spunk in her face

by LordBumMiner August 18, 2009

Kibbles and Bits

A reference to a male dog's genitalia, sometimes used to describe the act of having sex with a dog.

Jim: I feel so sick after those Kibbles and Bits I had for breakfast.
Bob: Maybe you shouldn't eat dog food.
Jim: No, that's not it. My dick hurts cause i fucked my dog this morning.

by mofoshoyo May 14, 2009

Ten bob bits

rhyming slang for having the sh#ts! or an upset stomach.

"Oh my god mate that fart reeks!"

"well what do you expect ive had the ten bob bits!"

by billybull October 14, 2009