Anchors law

Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”
And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.
by Monkfield June 08, 2020
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Anchor Bay North

Kids who say they wanna fight but ain’t like that.

Fastest kid in Michigan goes there.

Nice teachers and good coaches.
Anchor Bay North Has a kid that has burners and his Braydon Kloeb and all the rest need to get on his level.
by NotBraydonKloeb October 13, 2021
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We Are Anchored

It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition
Person 1: What does We Are Anchored mean?

Me: It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition
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Anchor Wanker

A term used to define a sea cadet in UK
Air cadet: "look at that anchor wanker!"
Army cadet: "how could you want to be one of those?"
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anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv
"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"
by crickey smith March 08, 2022
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Muddy Anchor

while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....
After I pushed hard and deep, I pulled up a muddy anchor.
by ryfidelity December 30, 2010
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anchor party

When a newsman uses his position to have sex with a young ambitious journalist
"Bill O'Reilly throws one hell of an anchor party" - Meagan Kelley
by Robbi T October 27, 2017
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