brendan

the worst guy you’ll ever meet. Very sweet at first then crushes your life, don’t date him.

person 1: “Man, i really like brendan”
person 2: “you shouldn’t, he’s trouble”

by funnygummy6969 October 2, 2022

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Small little cutie obsessed with a ciara. Floats his boat too much thinks hes class. Real faggot

Hes a faggot. Must be a brendan. So small and cute

by Big long slong July 25, 2019

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The most exotic and majestic being ever to exist.
A Brendan can be wildly found exchanging words with Koreans.
A legendary being only known to a very few.
Mainly used in southern Canada.

Wow, I'm feeling very Brendan today!

by EyeVeeSaur February 5, 2019

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brendan is a big hairy man with big muscles and has a great sense of humor. hes so big and jolly and loves to eat cookies and he is the nicest person ever. hes really big and is a great friend

guy 1: did you hear about brendan?

guy 2: yeah i heard he’s really big and hairy

by bigbootyman30 January 9, 2024

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Cool mannered, kind of quiet, but when you get going you'll have a great time. While you may not get to know him that well at first, be persistent, it's worth it. He'll play games with you and probably kick your butt, but that's not all. This man puts the handy in handy. All in all, a very good friend who cares and understands. Oh and of course because you can't do one of these with mentioning dicks, don't worry he's packing.

Who's the guy over there with the absolute massive shlong? Oh that's just Brendan H, what a legend

by Brandon StinkyBalls March 8, 2021

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