Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Queer hair

Jacob Perkins hair

Jacobs hair is queer hair

by Jacob Perkins has queer hair February 1, 2021

Pineapple hair

Hard leaf part on pineapple fruit, definition created by YouTuber called Anix

Yes I did it, I added it just like Anix wanted to
He wanted it to be on urban dictionary so here You are.

This pineapple hair looks disgusting.

by HiyoshinYT June 16, 2020

Pineapple hairs

The leafs on top of the pineapples

Wow those pineapple hairs are so juicy

by The leafy part A pineapple June 16, 2020

Hair-Dependent

Someone whose hair is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his overall body, people love hairdependent-people because of their 'hairstyle', not because of their 'body' or 'face'.. Their body/face is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Sarah Jessica Parker, George Clooney, Niall Horan, Harry Styles, 99% of the female-models.

Jennifer: god, niall horan is so sexy

Kate: he's hair-dependent. only his hair is sexy, his face looks like a baked waffle wtf

by CharmScorp July 25, 2013

Dick hair

Didn’t care, Don’t ask.

Dick hair

by Ppno September 18, 2022

Growing hairs on it

It's getting old.

That joke is so old it's growing hairs on it.

by Feroo March 13, 2011