Brookie Cookie

A stupid slow bitch who has no female friends or interaction. Is about to be blocked bc he doesn’t know how to talk and keeps ghosting me 😒

“ ur such a freaking Brookie Cookie. “- ur cutie self
“ uh bitch don’t call me that!!” - a brookie cookie

by Aubbey_waubbey February 8, 2023

Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

Cream and cookies

When you feel the need to take a dump after having sex

Fred felt the need for cream and cookies while having sex with Jane

by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025

Gorilla Cookie

The last little bit of a blunt or joint. Typically the roughest part of it.

“Damn this shit hittin rn.”
“That’s that gorilla cookie.”

by Audaciousapple September 26, 2022

Circus cookie

Very good pussy, premier puss

Out of all of her friends she had the circus cookie

by Nxf1 November 13, 2020

Sugar Cookie

A cat that goes into the neighbors yard and then runs back into its owner’s backyard to roll in dirt or sand.

“That little Sugar Cookie better come back here now.”

by Binkerman22 May 8, 2022

Crumbly Cookie

1. A person who is emotionally or financially unstable.

You're about as put together as a Crumbly Cookie.

by BadCupcake February 10, 2015